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A paradoxical obserservation


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  • Started 2 years ago by PluckyMunky
  • Latest reply from Golgo13

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  • Actual actually makes it funnier
  • Actual is as actual does
  • All the usual tags I would think
  • And we have a flounce
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  • flounce avoirdupois or troy?
  • Flounce or huff?
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  • Fluff
  • for fuck's sake
  • he's passing all right
  • How long before he overreacts
  • I flounce therefore I am
  • I'll tickle your funny bone
  • it will all end in tears
  • It's a quizzical paradox of a conundrum for sure
  • Learn to spell observation before criticising
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  • Nurse! The screams please.
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  • Rizla is Michael Keaton and I claim my five pounds
  • Separated by a commoner
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  1. PluckyMunky

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    It seems to me that some people take humour very seriously...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  2. Ian Searle

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    I think we should take humour seriously.

    In the words of Homer Simpson, "It's funny because it's true".

    Also, from one of my (many) books on writing comedy (I paraphrase), "If you want to tell the truth be funny, learn to run fast, or carry a big stick".

    Posted 2 years ago #
  3. PluckyMunky

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    That is a very particular view of humour, though, Mr Searle. 'Truth' is not the only basis for humour. Presumably there are all different sorts of humour, from the sureal to the plain daft.

    I suppose I just worry a bit when people get very earnest about humour.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  4. Zadok the second

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    Humour is truth and truth humour. That is all ye know on earth, roughly.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  5. Oxbridge

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    A theory:

    a) Most humour is written by men
    b) Men have penises, which are intrinsically funny but also need to be treated seriously in order to work properly
    Ergo c) humour is a serious business

    Posted 2 years ago #
  6. PluckyMunky

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    That seems a very sound theory, to me, Mr Bridge. Almost a syllogism.

    'That is all ye know on earth, roughly', is a bit vague, Mr Priest, if you don't mind my saying. Shame you had to qualify it.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  7. QorbeQ

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    How does one treat ones penis seriously? Read it the actual articles from Playboy instead of showing it the pictures and take it along to mass debates to intellectually stimulate the, typically over-active, penile brain?

    Posted 2 years ago #
  8. PluckyMunky

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    'Actual' is redundant in your post, Mr Q. I took what Mr Bridge said to mean that you mustn't laugh at your own penis, even if others laugh at it. If you laugh at it, it doesn't rise to the occasion.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  9. PluckyMunky

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    On the other hand, I think it says in the Bible: 'Why, yea, I beseach thee: laugh at thine own penis and thou shall be glad.'

    Posted 2 years ago #
  10. QorbeQ

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    Actually, 'actual' was inserted to emphasise 'articles' rather than leave it languidly hanging by itself, or using some visual clue like bold italics, IYSWIM, YMMV, WTF, BBQ, ETC...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  11. andhrimnir

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    there's me thinking you'd read it the "actual articles" from the grammar series.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  12. Golgo13

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    Humour is the only thing worth treating seriously. Everything else is a fucking joke.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  13. Scroat

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    A tall boy doesn't have a penis.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  14. PluckyMunky

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    Sorry about the mistake in spelling 'observation', Mr Tagger. It wasn't a criticism, though, just an...er...observation.

    'Languidly', is a lovely word for a Wednesday, Mr Q.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  15. QorbeQ

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    Perhaps I should have written 'the, definite article'.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  16. o b sensible

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    the definite article is a lovely word for lunchtime mr q, and by the way Pluckhead it's thou shalt

    Posted 2 years ago #
  17. PluckyMunky

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    Yes, sorry, Mr Sensible, I was quoting from the Fairly New English Bible and not the St James'. Bless you.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  18. o b sensible

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    king James not St James, you are either winding people up deliberately or are not very well educated

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  19. Doctor Moptop

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    There's nothing in the least bit funny about humour.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  20. PluckyMunky

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    Sorry, Mr Sensible - a weak attempt at wit. I got a PhD an' all but I appreciate it don't necessessarily make me well educated. Oh, also, there is not really a Nearly New English Bible...sorry, again.

    I hope all are well in the Sensible household.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  21. o b sensible

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    you really are a troll

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  22. Peter

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    OK, I'll bite.

    o b sensible, (an alias for one of the regulars I suspect) you are one to talk all you seem to do is provoke pluckymunky into something like this.

    Can't we all act like the adults we're supposed to be and ignore the stuff we don't like/winds us up and just enjoy the comedy?

    I realise I've bitten the hook here, so this is my first and last comment on the matter.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  23. QorbeQ

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    Technically, I'm enjoying the comedy right now. All I need is Rikkor and my life is whole again. Does he work like Beetlejuice? (Rikkor, Rikkor, Rikkor)

    Rikkor is Michael Keaton and I claim my five pounds.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  24. PluckyMunky

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    God, you soon realise who your friends are in this place. None, it seems in my case. I think I have contributed my fair share to NB but what is happening now seems to be a version of bear baiting. It might seem highly amusing to be mentally ill but I can assure you its not. Just be fucking grateful, if you have some degree of normality and stop putting the boot in. Try to imagine it happening to you - if you have any sensibility left at all.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  25. Dickens or Shakespeare

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    Has it not occurred to you that there may be others who have mental illness problems or frozen shoulders? The difference is that they don't go on and on about it.

    As to your contribution to the site, well ......

    Posted 2 years ago #
  26. Doctor Moptop

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    Plucky, I refer you to my previous answer last time it all got heated - two weeks ago, was it?

    Post subs, have fun, do not look for anonymous strangers on a website to validate your personality.

    In regard to your poor mental health: I have been working recently with people who have severe mental health issues and all they want is to be treated as normal members of society. They do not use their mental health status either to evoke sympathy, excuse behaviour or to guilt-trip other people.

    If you find that the chat room banter (pleasant, aggressive or passive-aggressive) is proving detrimental to your mental health then perhaps your default option should be to avoid it, in order to protect your well-being?

    That, of course, is your choice.

    However, as a disinterested party, I find using your poor mental health status repeatedly in this manner (above) is in as much poor taste as the behaviour of those who bait you. There isn't a Rizla paper between you ...

    Posted 2 years ago #
  27. PluckyMunky

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    Yes, you are right, of course, Dr Moptop, thanks. I respect your comments a great deal. I have managed to 'pass' as fairly normal for about 40 years, so I suppose there is no reason to stop now. This is not the time or the place to discuss these things.

    Dickens or Shakespeare, I don't quite know what your beef is with me but I think, if you look back, I have contributed a number of fairly succesful subs and at one time managed to engage in some reasonably interesting chat in this room.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  28. sauce

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    Moptop speaketh immense sense.

    Plucky, hon, you come across as hyper-sensitve, self-absorbed and assuming every remark is aimed, in some way, at you.

    And humour is a very serious business: it makes (or loses) £££. All the stand-up clubs, the radio, the tv and films: £££. So no wonder most tv is so crap; it's all decided on by fecking accountants - "This'll draw the maximum demographic" - yes because it's purile arsedribble that even my hamster could understand.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  29. MrChigleysAunt

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    If you're suggesting that I take humour seriously I shall have to ask you to step outside.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  30. MrChigleysAunt

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    And Sauce, your use of 'hon' set me off laughing again about a Milton Jones line. "I came home last night and said to my wife, 'hello hun'. It's not that we have pet names for each other or anything, it's just that she's German."

    Posted 2 years ago #

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