The Mayor of London's hair was declared a state of emergency this morning as gusts of up to 7mph ripped through his unkempt coiffe. A spokesman for the mayor's office announced that combs, gel and other 'products' were being rushed to the scene and that everything possible was being done to restore some semblance of order to the mayoral mop.
Barnett in chaos as breeze hits South East.
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