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I still can't get used to this new place...

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Started 3 years ago by Nick McCarr
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Nick McCarr

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...so I haven't posted a thing (well one) since the 'change'. I feel like I've wandered into my favourite boozer, The Kings Head or the like, and find that the comfy chairs are gone, replaced with stainless steel furniture, the real ales on tap have become bottled wank-waters, the staff have changed from Australians to Bulgarians (no they'd still be Aussies) and the African hunting lodge decor has become black and white minimalist.
But here I am trying out the chairs. Hmmm, I might hang around...
better write something.

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Hey Nick. The only thing that's constant is change.

Posted 3 years ago #
The Paper Ostrich

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I feel exactly the same...a wise old Classicist once told me "All change is bad".

Still, I'm always happy to try the occasional new variety of bottled wank-water. Ah, well.

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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excuse me, please, but what is wank-water? it doesn't sound like everyones' favourite drink.

Posted 3 years ago #
Zadok the second

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I think the brand consultants working on wank-water have done a marvellous job. Given the circumstances, you know.

Posted 3 years ago #
edward hack

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Nick - it is taking shape by degrees. Don't start staying home with some cheap booze from the off licence
(wank-water must surely enter the Bictionary)
game of darts while we are waiting for the others?

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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My spoof news website's been turned into a trendy wine bar.

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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Wank-water, wasn't that a scandal involving the Clintons ?

Posted 3 years ago #
jp1885

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I quite like the new place - it's just that I left my creativity behind the bar before it closed for redecoration and now I'm having trouble finding it again.

Posted 3 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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I'm not too keen on the new place, and have found another place to play. Taking a break from Team Biscuit, y'all be good without me. :)

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Come back soon Shits. It won't be the same without you.

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Aren't you off to do the AT soon Shitsu?

Have a fab time, and happy hiking! x

Posted 3 years ago #
jp1885

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Aww Shitsu - don't say you're leaving us!

Come back soon please and in the meantime send us plenty of postcards.

Posted 3 years ago #
fernandomando

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wank-water, wank-water everywhere; and not a drop to drink

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Wank-wagon is commonly used term on the roads around here - for those daft souped-up vehicles with extra spoilers, lights and exhaust pipes (and driven by complete tossers).
But wank-water we've not come across.

Posted 3 years ago #
allmyownstunts

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so to speak, sauce, fnar, fnar.

Posted 3 years ago #
cazzbar

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Wank-wagon sounds more a Viz profanisaurus entry for self-imposed abstinence. Heathcliff was so looking forward to a zig-a-zag-ahhh to his favourite Spice Girl video until he remembered he was still on the wank-wagon.

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