Millions of Dreamcatchers, sold though high street chain Pound Kingdom, have been recalled today. A simple manufacturing mistake means that all Dreamcatchers sold were set up as Dreamcrushers.
Recall note reads as follows:
If your Dreamcatcher is wired up as shown, you might notice fewer dreams. Dreams that you have always had, will commonly be destroyed in a soul crushing and usually ironic fashion, as if a deity were teaching you a lesson. Return immediately.