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Eee! This Non-Smoking Ban…..
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A non-smoking ban? You mean, we are all going to be forced to smoke?
That is political incorrectness gone mad.
You'll still be allowed to not smoke as long as you're outside and more than 3 feet away from a building entrance.
Polo mints, nicotine patches and E-cigarettes to be banned from retail display, sold in un-branded packaging and required to carry ill-heath warnings, despite furious protests from the anti-smoking industry.
Future of Nicorette F1 team in doubt.
Organic vegetables will have to come in plain packets with warnings showing pictures of healthy dissected hearts.
Healthy food and suager-free non-alcoholic drinks to carry warning pictures of bored, immobile, confused, wizened, still just-about-alive 98-year-olds.
Meanwhile pubs will still be complaining that the regulations will put them out of business.
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