In an emotional 5 minute video posted on YouTube, British Prime Minister David Cameron has come out as not being interested in women or men, instead preferring the company of himself.
‘Ideally I shouldn’t have had to make this video as it should have been obvious that I preferred myself and was putting my own interests first. But malicious rumours have been circulating online that I’m interested in other women and men and I need to tell everybody that is not true.’
Commentators hailed Cameron’s brave announcement saying that it gave strength to other narcissistic children of the rich to also come out of the silver closet and declare their love for themselves. But there is concern in some quarters as Boris Johnson is rumoured to have made a silent video demonstrating his self-love.