Whether you’re here because you want to write funny things and be rewarded with metaphorical stars, you accidentally stumbled in from Google and can’t find your way out, or you’re somebody’s mum checking how much they owe the swear jar, welcome to the Writers’ room.
Unlike other submissions sites, here you remain copyright holder of all your work - even if it gets published on the highly acclaimed and much coveted front page. This is great, because you can trade your words for a set of magic beans, which you get to keep all to yourself. We'll just pat you on the back and grit our teeth a little bit, annoyed that we didn't think of the idea first.
Before you get down to posting, it's a good idea to have a read of our contributor's guidelines. Then you'll know exactly what the editors are looking for when they prowl around hunting for front page-worthy submissions.
If you have any questions, scrutinise the FAQs page, or post in the Chat Room - there are always people
avoiding work dotted around who will be more than happy to help.