An expectant hush fell upon the Chamber as the Master prepared to arouse himself...........
Seated on the front bench, Dave and Nick were barely able to contain their excitement.
This was to be their first time......after years of longing, wondering what it would be like to wield their choppers, the moment was at hand.
“This is going to hurt me just as much as it hurts you”
giggled George as he started off with a few gentle slashes.
“Spank Me, Spank ME” moaned Nick happily as he watched George get down to serious business, beads of sweat starting to form on his upper lip
“You've been a Very Naughty Nation, and now I'm going to have to give you a Severe Thrashing” proclaimed the Chancellor in a frenzy of ecstasy as he flailed his chopper around willy nilly
“Stroke me, Darling, er, I mean George“
sighed Dave as matters came to a head