Average temperatures are set to soar after Scotland becomes independent and their weather is no longer included, says the Met Office. Headlines like 'Arctic gusts set to hit Britain' will be replaced by 'Balmy weather hits England, while further north it gets a wee bit cooler'.
England will be warmer after Scottish independence
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Actually, Britain / the United Kingdom (but not 'England') would be warmer.
Although we would get fewer hours of sunshine.
Follows ill-advised attempt to raise average temperatures by defining the Falkland Islands as part of Britain. "They're very far south; they must be very warm."
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