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   Scroat
   

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   I might have to come into town sometime in December. Any Christmas drinkies planned?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Titus
   

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   Will there be biscuits with the drinks?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   There's a town near me. Will you be there ?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Titus
   

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   Rather than a town, my nearest conurbation is a city. Surely that would provide a superior venue for a gathering of ... what is the collective noun for biscuits? A packet? Sounds a rather insubstantial. A tin? Sounds a bit confined. A barrrel maybe?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Golgo13
   

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   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Dick Everyman
   

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   I live near a village if that's any help?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   I was thinking Cheshire Cheese

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   Aye - 16th any good?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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   Titus
   

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   How you going to manage to find anyone in the Cheshire Cheese?

   Posted 7 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    which one, Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese http://www.pubs.com/main_site/pub_details.php?pub_id=154 or The Cheshire Cheese http://www.cheshirecheeselondon.co.uk/

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    A bit of a problem if people can't even find the right pub, let alone find their fellow bisuiteers when they get there.

    To avoid confusion, why not choose this pub, which is nearby:

    http://www.fancyapint.com/Pub/london/cheshire-cheese/598

    It is famous for being the place where I first learned about JFK's assasination.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    Maybe scroat was thinking of this one http://www.cheshirecheeseinn.co.uk/

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Bizarrely, I can actually do the 16th. Hope that doesn't put anyone off.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    Just how many flippin' Cheshire Cheese pubs are there?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    godly1966
    

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    Um well there's this one as well http://yeoldecheshirecheeselongnor.robinsonsbrewery.com/

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    I meant the one we went to before - I think it was off Fleet Street? A bit like something out of a Harry Potter movie.

    Must admit that the one in Buxton looks much more appealing though.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Zadok the second
    

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ye_Olde_Cheshire_Cheese

    Oliver Goldsmith, Mark Twain, Alfred Tennyson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, G.K. Chesterton as well as Dr. Samuel Johnson are all said to have been 'regulars'.

    Oh come on. All those egos in the same pub?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Wrenfoe
    

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    ...and was once a brothel

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    Well, we had drinkies there about 3 years ago.

    16th December, from 7, do we have a quorum here?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Brenda SugarTits69
    

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    Is it an informal get together?
    Or will I have to wear knickers?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    "Oliver Goldsmith, Mark Twain, Alfred Tennyson, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, G.K. Chesterton as well as Dr. Samuel Johnson are all said to have been 'regulars'."

    Yeah, but the work of those amateurs would have been ripped to shreds if NewsBisuit had patronised the pub.
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    Anyway, which bar? Presumbably attendees will have a biscuit balanced on their heads, for recognition purposes.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    ronseal
    

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    I'm on for dec 16th

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Al OPecia
    

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    That's easy for you to say Golgo.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    sillybugger
    

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    is that a quorum for Ye olde Chesire Cheese? Does this really happen or is some sort of Mornington crescent thing? I only mention it as I may be in the area...

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Jesse Bigg
    

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    Drinks? Not for me, thanks - Got to drive back up to north like, via Cleckhuddlesfax, to pick up mi aunty.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    For the avoidance of doubt, can we confirm that the venue proposed is Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese, 145 Fleet Street, London EC4A 2BU - this one:

    http://www.pubs.com/main_site/pub_details.php?pub_id=154

    But - which room / bar?

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Scroat
    

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    You have to go into each bar and shout "stranglewank".

    It's really easy. Everyone leaves and the biscuits are those that remain.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Titus
    

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    I suspect you'll be able to spot Biscuiteers as the sad, lonely ones with no mates, drinking by themslves. Wearing fake designer sunglasses of course.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    Oxbridge
    

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    We really need Mary to come again so we can recognise other biscuits. Failing that Brenda and Akiko could just bag a table and start fondling each other.

    Posted 7 months ago #
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    medici2471
    

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    Oxy - I'd like to see all three off them there

    Posted 7 months ago #

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