In order to win more votes, Opposition MP's have agreed to wear a Quasimodo look-alike mask at the next election, as they feel that voters are becoming tired of smarmy, good-looking government MP's who seem to only offer ugly economic policies.
When asked about the masks, one Opposition MP replied, 'We're definitely not smarmy or fake tanny, but just plain, cuddly and warm, with or without the bell rope.