I'm now even less pleased I quit smoking to have a family.
Judging by the budget...
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If you encourage the kids to start smoking then you may be entitled to Child Fags Benefit.
They wanted me to stop drinking cider, now they want me to start drinking it again...
Child Fags Benefit? Is that what they get for having gone to Eton?
I'm just going to smoke fags and drink cider and hope to pass out until the budget is balanced in 2015. I might even make a cocktail with a dash of petrol while it's still not being taxed even more heavily than it will be.
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