John Weathertop of Reading, has today left his wife of 8 years due to irreconcilable differences.
In an emotional statement, John, aged 29 claimed he could no longer put up with the constant sarcasm, snide comments, criticism and outright 'moaning'.
"I can't go on like this" he wept, "I love Susan, and I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her, but I also love movies and all I ever hear is Susan complaining that films aren't realistic or true to life!"
"Now, I can maybe and I stress MAYBE, understand if she thinks a film is too violent, like the Expendables for example, but to have that opinion about Men in Black? Really?"
"We once managed to get most of the way through 'From Dusk 'til Dawn' until it changed direction, prompting a stroppy exit with the words 'You know I don't believe in vampires'! I mean, yeh, because obviously I do! It's ridiculous!"
John went on to list several movies, giving examples of Susan's opinions of each;
Ghostbusters - They aren't professional or serious enough
Avengers Assemble - Couldn't 'believe it', purely because she had never heard of Thor!
Notting Hill - Unrealistic because a film star wouldn't mix with a book shop owner
Toy Story - She doesn't believe Toys come to life
Airplane - Too silly
Saving Private Ryan - Her words "As if they would send all those soldiers on to a beach that heavily defended!"
John then revealed that Susan would be taking her favourite box set 'The Lord of the Rings Trilogy'. For some reason she thinks this factual, like a documentary, once commenting that "It's amazing the language of Elves and Dwarves has survived all these years"