The Metropolitan Police have confirmed today that Operation Yew Tree has arrested a 1200 year old man on suspicion of a number of offences over the past fifty years.
"The suspect has been a master of disguise, changing his appearance several times over the past fifty years," confirmed a Scotland Yard Spokesman, "But we have finally tracked him down and made an arrest"
It is beleived that a particularly alluring young female constable with a slightly eccentric background and no immediate family to speak was approached by an elderly man wearing a trench-coat, bow tie and fez who offered her "The ride of her lifetime" in a 1950's Police Box that was found positioned next to some trees early yesterday in Hyde Park .
"The old pervert was in possession of a bag of jelly babys and what appeared to be a specially adapted dildo that he referred to as a screw-driver at the time of his arrest." Confirmed the spokesman
It is believed the suspect first came to the attention of officers some 50 years ago when local school teachers suspected something unusual with a girl who kept visiting a scrap yard to see her "grand father". Since then a number of complainants have come forward including a prehistoric cave woman, teacher, air hostess, leggy strip-o-gram, child minder and Dalek Sec