Hot on the heels of ‘Movember’, where silly immature compliant office and factory fodder twats around the world demonstrate why they should not grow moustaches (even if it is for charidy), comes the latest new craze to sweep the globe, ‘Dickember’.
Suggested on her Facebook and Twitter pages by controversial blogger Miss Rosie Quirn only a few weeks ago, ‘Dickember’ has spread like wildfire and hundreds of millions of people will be participating.
For the equivalent of a £100 entry fee, the concept involves male and female workers shaving off their pubic hair and when they go into work on the first Monday in December they photograph each other’s pubes and post the photos on their office/factory Facebook page.
Whichever two people have the longest pubic hair by the time the office/factory opens again in the New Year get to shag each other in front of their work colleagues, who will video it on their mobile phones.
The edited video should then be uploaded to be judged by public vote at http://www.dickember.com - the winners will receive the prize pot and donate it to the charity of their choice.
Giving it the thumbs up, PM David Cameron said: “This is by far the best team bonding idea I’ve ever come across and beats a pheasant shoot anyday.”
“I never expected ‘Dickember’ to be this big” Miss Quirn ejaculated “but it’s nice seeing the world coming together during these difficult times.”