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Married physicist discovers "doesn't matter"

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Started 2 years ago by andhrimnir
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andhrimnir

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Posted 2 years ago #
saltire

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5

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Svendo

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yes.

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Svendo

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Also the General Theory of Relatives

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Zadok the second

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"I shouldn't have to tell you, you should just know"

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curry muncher

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the General Theory of Relatives

This states that time passes more slowly when you are with your relatives.

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Svendo

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Austrian Amateur physicist Joseph Fritzl tried to mix Einsteins Theory of Relatives with Shrodingers work on Quantum cat boxes. He locked his daughter in a basement and at that moment she became both pregnant and not pregnant...

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Mr Target

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A body at rest will remain so unless the lawn needs mowing or the rubbish needs taking out.

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This was one possible outcome of Einsteins' Theory of General Irrevelance, which postulated that nothing matters when compared to the speed of light, which dosen't of itself matter, either

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afternoonslow

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I have tagged this sub but that dosen't matter, not at this scale

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Scroat

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That doesn't matter, ether...

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Scroat

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Nor does ether.

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afternoonslow

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It doesn't matter if I misspelt doesn't, doseit?

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afternoonslow

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I have now corrected the tag....While in ither's arms they lie.........

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Scroat

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This actually a very neat idea. Lots of starry things.

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Oxbridge

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If a man says something in a forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Many stars.

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Duncan Biscuit

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An apposite time to resurrect one of the all-time classics

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Lars Torders

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@ Oxbridge - you made my day (and possibly ended my marriage) with that one.
This whole post might be going chiral.

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4ty2

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now the essence is the life time of doesn't matter. Is it measured in units of holding your breath?

missed it thenbut it would indeed be a hot topic at the moment, particularly considering the destructive potential if does matter meets doesn't matter under in enclosed space. It definitively generates lots of stars

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Rowly

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The Inverse Square inlaw is exactly opposite to the gravitational law
"the attractiveness of the mother-in-law is ~~inversely~~ proportional to square of the distance between you"

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