Volunteers are sought to apply for the ten tickets to the 'Welcome Home' party of our glorious football team. The lucky winners will be chosen by a ballot. A specially chartered Ryanair flight will land at Prestwick Airport at 6 am on the 24th June where the noble 'Defenders of the Goal' are expected receive a noisy (vuvuzelas provided)welcome back by an adoring fan and 9 others. After formalities the team will leave by coach under armed Scottish police escort where they will be handed over to a SWAT team from Scotland Yard at the English border close to Gretna Green. From there the convoy will travel by a secret route to Carlisle station where they can connect with a variety of Virgin trains ( all complete with working toilets) to take them back to their wives or loved ones, as required. It is hoped that a senior politician will be at Prestwick if a government department with some spare funds an be found in time. Apply in triplicate to http://www.ohdearyme.gov.uk soon.
Tickets for England 'Welcome Home' party to be allocated by ballot.
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Apart from the minor facts that I got the places, dates, airline and times wrong and the escort was not armed, this is a case of deja vu all over again.
It's tough being clairvoyant, dear Griffin, as you will find out.
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