Poll rating immediately shoots up to 95%.
Salmond pledges free deep-fried Mars bars to Scotland pro-independence voters
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“Just how many Mars bars is that? Battered?” enquires voter Jock McTight? “Throw in a case of whisky and I might consider it.” Scotland’s a shithole anyway. Nothing good ever came out of Scotland, just ask Mel Gibson, he knows.
looking forward to Jeni-B's response to this
I was going to just maintain a dignified silence Kevin, but I won't break the habits of a lifetime.
I can't even be bothered mustering the energy to be offended. It's too tired, lazy, and dull for that.
And that joke's worn as thin as Wayne Rooney's hair.
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