After a slow start in which I thought I was going to be left at the altar in came Sinnick to save my shame with:
Archbishop Tutu complimented on the Braai Des Made– an obscure but clever take on South African cooking
Next up the aisle was Midfield Diamond with a very witty piece and suitable left alert:
An idiot’s guide to ... bridesmaids
Then in came Flugelbinder bowling a bit of a googly with:
Tendulkar Labelled Better Than Lara - Bri' Dismayed
And finally, almost too late for the ceremony was Smart Alex’s:
Evelyn Waugh novel takes another look at bride's helper: Bridesmaid Revisited
The winner this week is Midfield Diamond for a very useful guide which I think, along with the ring and the condoms, should be in every best man's pocket.
I now pronounce you Neat and O.