Status Quo rock and roll hero Francis Rossi today denied he is the father of Danny Dyer “I wish he was my son cos he’s a fucking great bloke” said Mr Rossi.
Gossips’ suspicions were aroused when they realised their voices sounded similar and ever since then it has been front page news.
Danny Dyer said: “yeah, Francis is my dad, if you say so. Who cares? Fuck off you cunt. Can you leave me alone now please as I have to practice my silly east end swagger as I meet the world’s hardest men ooh sweetie.”