Weighing into the debate over the 'probable' cause of Matt Williams tragic death, Britain’s most well known Mi6 agent is lending his support to the Met's comprehensive conclusions on the matter.
"That's what this GCHQ chap gets for not buying British" said 007, tutting at the quality of Williams American made duffle bag.
"Escapology is a popular pastime amongst agents. So when I'm alone in my bath, after wiping if down to ensure there's only minute traces of any dna, I always lock myself in my handmade, British produced Globetrotter. And if they're good enough for that mediocre actor Daniel Craig they're good enough for anybody."