Always wanted to share a home-cooked meal with your children, but can't face waiting for an ordinary spud to bake, let alone the effort of raising a family? Now McBrain's bring you not only frozen jacket potatoes, but also a range of freeze-dried children and spouses that can be assembled in minutes.
Simply pop the potatoes in the microwave, put the family figures in a bowl, boil the kettle and pour the water over them and - hey presto! you will have a full-size brood jostling hungrily at the table before you hear the homely “ping!” of the oven. Then you can eat and relax together, knowing that thanks to McBrain's, you still have time to squeeze Masterchef, Jamie's Dinners, River Cottage, and the rest into your busy schedule!
Choose your family from a range of ages, genders, ethnicities and personalities to suit you (doting younger husband/wife £20 extra). Special Jeremy Hunt “grandparent-friendly” packs featuring three generations also available.
Please note: family will begin to decompose after approx. 1 hour. Please dispose of in bio-hazard waste bag supplied (check your local council for collection schedules). Please do not pour boiling water over real people.
Also note that using this product still requires you to get up off the sofa to put the microwave on, and boil a kettle at the same time. If this rock-bottom level of human achievement is still too much like multi-tasking for you, look out for our dehydrated butler sachets – pre-order now for Christmas.