VATICAN CITY: In an unprecedented move, Pope Francis has asked his predecessor, Pope Benedict to "Please stop dropping by the Vatican" to "Hang out and shoot the breeze."
The current pontiff told the ex-pope "It's always lovely to see you, but, to be honest we're all really busy here. It was really nice of you to offer to help out with the new encyclical and the ecumenical policy on women cardinals and same sex marriage but we've got it all under control. You should be putting your feet up - I bet you haven't even touched that Dan Brown I bought you, have you?"
"Look, me and couple of Cardinals thought we might drop over this weekend and go out for Sunday Lunch. We can go to that Harvester you like. That'll be nice won't it? Ok, got to go now, 1.2 billion Catholics won't just dogmatise themselves. I'll give you a ring tomorrow....promise.....bye.....bye.