Scroat I am old ish as well....Maybe older Members should get perks, here. Not Perks, by the way, but perks. I have a senior railcard, free prescriptions and an Oyster card, which gives me free travel on the tube and discount aphrodisiac seafood, including whelks when available. So perhaps the NB guys could (on sight of a passport or driving licence) provide special services to the likes of us - a large print version, or fast track handling of subs. Suppose an Oldbiscuit tragically passes away between posting and seeing his or her work get the place on the front page it so richly deserves? Fast track approval by a government approved professional satirist from the eighties and nineties could help.
NB should also develop branded incontinence products, for "when a bit of wee comes out."