Up to 2 million new political parties are due to be formed this winter in a bold bid by pensioners to become elected and legally avoid paying excessive fuel bills. With the retirement age due to increase to 97 for men and 95 for women by the year 2016, radical moves like this are likely to be more common place.
Pensioner Bill Arthrit said
I'd love a nice lavish flat in Westminster where I don't have to pay for anything. I could even rent my other flat out to a few students. I wouldn't have to declare that would I?