I know what you mean, FOAD.
I've just got back from the local TESCO, too. They recommended a box of telephone wipes, a free optician's check-up, a new empty address book, a box of assorted re-usable double-ended dildos, a high-grade makeup kit, and a Monopoly set with the get-out-of-jail-free cards missing. This might have something to do with the orange hair & Rebekah Brookes facemask I wore.
Does anyone else have a similar experience they'd like to share ?