Indians to open first corner shop on Mars
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I half suspect that, whenever Mars may eventually be settled, the first retail shop there will be established by an Indian - or at least an Asian. And all credit to them for their enterprise!
If it were run by a Brit, it would shut at 5:30pm (1:00pm on Thursdays) and would never have what you wanted, which would always be your fault for asking for things they hadn't got.
Not sure which would follow next - a Chinese restaurant or a Pizza outlet. They'd certainly get there even before Wetherspoons. (I will refrain from making any comment about pubs on Mars not having much atmosphere.)
Let's not forget that Tesco would soon have a store there, consequently causing the corner shop to close, to be replaced by a Costa Coffee!
replaced by a Costa Coffee!
Perfect for Mars. No atmosphere there either...
Made me chuckle.
Trouble is more accurately it would be Ugandan Asians. I'm just thinking of that Malta Witty fella on the chat page
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