A sombre milestone was reached today when the 300th scaremongering speech, running down the economy was made by a member of the coalition. The speech was made by a junior minister from the Treasury. His constituents have been informed.
David Cameron said, “Of course the 300th speech is no more or less accurate than the 299 that came before. But it’s a moment for the whole country to reflect on the incredible sacrifices that will have to be made as a result of coalition policies.”