I am one of the crack team of researchers as mentioned by Dick up there. I was obviously doing my job wrong. So far, I have only checked facts about cracks, cos I thought that's what the crack team was for. Literal mindedness, you see. It's a problem.
So, here's the thing. Now that I am out of the crack busniess, and casting Annette wider, I have come up with some disturbing, er facts. Fiction, right? IT NEVER HAPPENED! It's like a story! Made up! A tissue of lies! Several tissues, in some cases.
Well who knew?
No wonder Mr or Mrs Malteser (see above) is confused, and rightly so!!
Like humour, yeah? It depends on a almost total lack of regard for the truth. Or like a graham of truth, but blown up out of all proportion!!! No wonder there are so many jokes about homeopathy on here. Malty is right. Criminal exaggeration of the most IRRESPONSIBLE KIND.
I'm pining for the crack world. I did one about Evan Davis not liking people referring to his programme The Bottom Line as "Bumcrack on 4", but nobody liked it. Now, I know why. IT WASN'T TRUE!!!!