Some twat in a senior management position, wearing a drecky Marks & Spencer two piece and light blue stay-prest shirt (but, as if to claw desperately at the last remaining tendril of his humanity, without a tie) yesterday used the words "Robust and Rigorous" one time too many and was found bludgeoned in front of a powerpoint presentation featuring some crappy clip art of a stick figure with a light bulb over its head.
Of the thirty plus employees at the "team meeting" none could remember the moment at which the soul-dead management droid met his fate as they had all, in their own words, "Zoned out". However, CCTV of the meeting shows that at the moment that the dessicated, overpromoted wisp that once was a man used the words "Robust and Rigorous enforcement of systems" the entire meeting rose as one and used, chairs, notepads, danish pastries, complementary bowls of mints and flipcharts to bludgeon the sad tosser into merciful oblivion.
Emergency services were unable to attend the scene as local ambulance service staff were all at a mandatory briefing on "Effective Target Setting". The police investigation is due to begin after they return from compulsory Staff Development on "Moving Forward With Best Practice."
In the meantime, the molecules of the deceased had spontaneously fused and regenerated into their original form and continued the powerpoint presentation without further interruption.