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Who is Christine Bleakley and why should I care about her?

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Started 2 years ago by MrChigleysAunt
Latest reply from arrghgarry

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MrChigleysAunt

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Please, who is she? I had never heard of her before yesterday and now, looking at her photo, I don't recognise her.
Normally, when someone is in the news, I at least vaguelly recognise him/her.

Posted 2 years ago #
ramblesnake

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Same here Chiggers, apart from the bit about normally recognising famous people.

Posted 2 years ago #
Scroat

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She's an old bag with big teeth.

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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Well I wouldn't climb over her to get to you.

Posted 2 years ago #
TheTrench

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shes just skirt on a couch

Posted 2 years ago #
Zadok the second

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Do you need to put a skirt on a couch? Why not buy a very very very large dress?

Posted 2 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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That's wonderful, Mr Priest. I wonder if you could get them for more than one person?

I think you are all being a bit unfair on Ms Bleakley. I think she is very pleasant. I admit it is sad, by I miss that man with the long face, that partnered her on The One Show.

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MrChigleysAunt

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I know that the Beatles are a well-known beat combo but what (and when and where), pray, is The One Show?

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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It's in the V&A entitled "Royal Mucous Plug"

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PluckyMunky

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Mr Aunt, I think it is a sort of magazine programme, at 7 in the evening, on TV. Not that I, like, watch it. Not every night or nothing.

I thought the royal mucous plug was a big dollop of snot, Mr Rimnir.

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andhrimnir

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no, the Royal Mucous plug was "one's show" as the queen so politely put it.

Posted 2 years ago #
shitsu_tonka

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Haven't got a clue who she is, Mr Chig, don't have a TV, haven't had one since '06. Life's better without the box. Though I did iplayer The Apprentice, and Dr Who until it went bollocks.

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MrChigleysAunt

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But this is what is weird. We have a TV and, although I don't watch a great deal, the rest of the family are usually watching something or other. So I tend to have some sort of sense of what's going on. But the One Show and this Bleakley woman have not registered at all. As PG Wodehouse says "it's probably something to do with the fourth dimension."

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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I have actually watched the 1 show on several occassions, but that's cos I watch Dave a lot.

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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I can't get 'Dave' on Satellite freeview so I just look at a picture of the royal mocosal plug instead on the 1 show.

Posted 2 years ago #
arrghgarry

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Chrisitne Bleakley is the woman a nerdy man left his nerdy wife for ,to find out he was indeed a nerdy man .

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Scroat

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Important not to confuse the Regal mucous plug with the Royal wee...

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arrghgarry

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Important not to confuse the Regal mucous plug with the Royal wee...

and certainly not the Butt plug

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