Psychologists have identified a new condition - Organisational Multiple Personality Disorder - which explains why banks, which are supposed to be good, sometimes turn evil.
"You can't blame RBS for destroying Britain's economy, getting bailed out and then spending the bail-out on million pound bonuses and hookers", a psychologist explained. "It didn't know what it was doing. When we interviewed bankers about the toxic debts they took on, for example, they just looked at us blankly and shrugged. Either they can't remember the 'bad banker' times, or they've become French, we can't be sure which.
"The other occupational group where we see this much MPD is serial killers. A spokeman for the British Serial Killer Collective denounced the research, saying "We're not bankers. End of. Anybody who says we are is history". You can't blame them for being touchy"