Un-funnyman Lenny Henry is tipped to be the lead presenter for this year's Red Face day for undeserving causes. During an interview today, Henry gurned and capered at the camera while a spokesman for the organising committee outlined the vision of 'Red Face Day'.
"It is important to draw attention to the plight of MPs who face the constant stress of job insecurity, with no guarantee of a sinecure when they are finally found out. These people have to trek for miles through the commuter belt between their first and second homes, often having to wait all day before finding a watering hole where they won't be called a cunt by hostile natives."
Organisers pledge that monies raised by the nation will be put to work transforming lives across Parliament and wider charities within the UK, such as impoverished energy companies, the banking sector, and hapless back-benchers struggling daily with their expense claims. Some offshore tax havens will be included to demonstrate commitment to overseas charities.
Loveable mascot Pudsey the Bear-faced Liar will be sporting trademark patches over both eyes and cashmere ear-defenders to denote his concern for public opinion.
Local fund-raiser for the disadvantaged Home Counties, Briony Hampstead-Jones pointed to heart-rending pictures of cases known only as Morrissey, Dianne Abbott MP and Baroness Warsi. "We simply cannot imagine how it is to live without a soul", she said, trembling with emotion, "just give us the fuckin' money".