Jono Greggs, account manager and habitual coke user, last night greeted the news of the victory of Colombia's ex-defense chief Santos in the presidential election with a shrug. "Yeah," he said. "It must suck to have a killer as a president, but it's Colombia - what d'you expect?" He immediately launched into a long story about a coke dealer he once met on the Italy-Switzerland border crossing. Later that night in a more contemplative moment Mr Greggs admitted that, yes, he could see that in theory his money did go to Colombian paramilitaries who, in collaboration with Santos' soldiers, and under the cover of fighting left wing guerillas, had murdered thousands for drugs and land and piled their bodies up in mass graves. Then he took another line and said, "Jesus, have you tried this stuff? My face is frozen solid! Sorry, what were saying? Did I tell you what I did last week? Man it was crazy!"
Coke addict not bothered by election of new Colombian president
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