The masterminds of Newsbiscuit came up with a few rib-ticklers, a cryptic clue and a gem of an FP
In third place: Titus for "Sons Ask Their Ma's To Mind The Shop While They Compete In Quiz"
In joint second place the misspelled Psychadelic Squirrel's "Indian TV channel launches new quiz show Namastemind" came a dead heat with Ironduke's "Agoraphobic boarders spend Christmas term indoors"
But the winner by a clear FP showing that the comedy mine of Jimmy Savile jokes has yet to be exhausted is jamsieoconnor with Mastermind chair in Operation Yewtree swoop
To the winner, the spoils of making up the next NEAT-O subject and being excluded from doing one yourself except under a sockpuppet account.