The British Public have a new champion tonight. Michael scored highly in the signature round where he signed his name with a pleasingly pseudo-Latin sobriquet. Tensions rose in the technical challenge when he appeared not to understand the concept of average needing some stuff to be a little better and some stuff a little worse in order for an average to exist. However, the showstopper came when a cheering crowd of year 11 pupils from pretty much every high school in the country,who have been thoroughly entertained by his spectacular late changes to GCSE League tables and English Speaking and Listening exams waved their smart phones with glee as they pledged multiple fuck-off votes for Michael. One fan even expressed regret that Michael's head had been just a shade too big to fit into the AGA they had so lovingly prepared.
Landslide Victory for Michael Gove in Great British Fuck Off Phone Vote
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ta for the votes...new to this malarkey ...who'd have thought I'd be thanking Michael for this...must see if it can be linked to my performance management:)
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