Members of the Nigerian royal family say they are fed up with being ignored; "Every day I send out dozens of emails.", said one prince, "but I never get any replies; it's as if they think we're some kind of scam."
The family now plan to introduce a reward to encourage people to reply. "Simply send us an email, and $5000, and you'll receive $27,590,231,231,000 by return. Honest."