Poisonous burning cane toads revealed as ‘nature’s chemical weapon’. Arsonists inhale and get high.
Lobster population explodes and market dives as fat barbecue-loving Aussies splutter.
“Throw another Aussie on the bush fire” said the queen of the lobsters.
“Everything seems quite normal” said temporary security guard Carlos Lopez as he relaxed with his feet up by a bank of security screens eating a quad-tripple whopper and treble fries followed by the deluxe 18 donut pack “if I get a moment I might look into it, but my shift ends in a few minutes.”