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Neat-O's like buses...?

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Started 9 months ago by Ironduke
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Ironduke

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Have I missed something? Is there a real neat-O and a continuity Neat-O?

Posted 9 months ago #
Smart Alex

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Like religious leaders we all claim to be representatives of the one true neat-o! I, of course, will tell you that only neat-o 2.0 can bring true spiritual blessings and enlightenment.

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Smart Alex

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Oops! Schoolbo error - double post.

Posted 9 months ago #
Tripod

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It's time it was opened up to new competition; there's been an unhealthy monopoly for way too long...

Posted 9 months ago #
Titus

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I'm not sure. All these new Neat-Os are PDF schemes funded by hedge funds. It's all a capitalist trick, with the wicked Tories giving government funding to all their Old Etonian mates in the City.

Come on, Brothers. We need re-nationalisation. Who's for the British Neat-O Corporation?

Posted 9 months ago #
Tripod

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Too late. The Chinese have their foot in the door...

Posted 9 months ago #
sponge finger

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all a bit untidy-o if you ask me

Posted 9 months ago #
Ironduke

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Ah! I see now. Its the great schism then... Orthodox Neat-O and Neat-O AFC. Neat-Old and New Neat-O, with PR gurus and stuff.

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Titus

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No, no. This is the Popular Front For The Liberation Of Neat-O. Nothing at all to do with those treacherous bastards, the Liberation Of Neat-O People's Popular Front. [Spits]

Posted 9 months ago #
Ironduke

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So long as you don't let those Neat-U bastards in through the backdoor.

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