A vote for Scottish independence, in next year’s referendum, would bring many benefits, according to the deputy first minister of the Scottish National Party. Nicola Sturgeon vowed to lower energy bills, maximise oil revenue and re-classify deep-fried heroin as “one of your five-a-day”. “Broccoli”, she promised the bon viveurs of Cumbernault, “will have no place in an independent Scotland”...
Heroin to be ‘one of your five-a-day’, if Scots vote for independence...
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Love it. Along with Irn-Bru, Scotch eggs and whisky!
Cumbernauld. but other than that, five-a-day stars
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