Wow, what a week for Neat-O this week. When I set 'Burger and Chips' as the subject, I couldn't have imagined a better response. 26 entries and an effort misplaced in the chat room!
It was nice to have a mixture of FP length masterpieces, short and concise NiB length pieces and the usual foray of one liners. Thank you everyone who took part, you are a credit to your parents.
Anyway, the thing you have all been waiting for.
The winner of Neat-O 2.5 is
with his brilliantly topical line about Ranger FC fans handing out French fries to cold fans
"Brrrrrrr Gers hand chips"
Over to you Spartacus!