Official Penguin Classic charts, released at London Zoo.
1: Amusing juxtaposition with Charlie Chaplin image
2: Pingu vomiting scene
3: Popular chocolate bar, endorsed by the late Derek Nimmo
4: Gazing skyward at Falklands aircraft and falling over
5: Sliding down ramp at London Zoo at top speed to delight of kids
6: Stinking of rotten fish, while looking cute; zoo pool full of shit
7: Comical egg behaviour
8: Cruelly eaten by massive sea-predator in shock ending to Youtube beach video
9: Crowded arctic penguin beach ingeniously juxtaposed with crowded sunny human beach!
10: Stupid autobiography by podgy former pop star