Victor Meldrew, aged 68, added “My Arse! How very dare you. I didn't get where I am today watching telly. I have loads-a friends. There’s Ross, and Rachael, Joey, Chandler Phoebe and Monica. Could I BE any more gregarious?”
However his wife had a different view saying "Yeah baby! That's you that is. You dirty old man.”
Victor countered with “You're my wife now! You are awful... but I like you.” To which his wife replied “You stupid boy. I shall say this only once. I'm the only gay in the village. Not a lot of people know that!"
A shocked Victor demanded angrily, " Watchoo talkin' about? That's another nice mess you've gotten me into."
His wife then terminated the interview with, “It's goodnight from me, and it's goodnight from him.”