"Hey, I was deliberating the result whilst letting neat-o have a little rest. Anyway, the winner is.....Smart Alex. Since we're going with 'usual rules apply' maybe we could try less crappy word play, and more nib length or even FP length entries since that was the original idea. Over to you Alex, I'll be right back after The Smiths and Neat-o in a coma......."
Sorry JV, I thought Neat-o must be lying on its back somewhere with its legs up in the air and was trying to give one of my favourite bits of Newsbiscuit the kiss of life. Certainly wasn't trying to step on your turf. Apologies if I've offended or upset anybody with this.