Mullah Tallulla, the Leading Radical Muslim Luvvy and Fundamentalist Impresario is to bring his new Show to the West End.
Never Laid, The Musical
Mostly self-written, the show celebrates the life and times of a Suicide Bomber killed on the way to attack a girls' school, and gives its author a melody-filled, laugh-laden successor to his (rather short) adaption of Brief Encounter:
While crossing the road and trying to adjust his explosive belt, the young bomber is tragically run over by a bus filled with eager girls on their way to school.
He does not qualify as a martyr and is greeted at Heavens' Gate by 76 Virgins blowing raspberries
The Heavenly Musical Hit
The Somali Philharmonic
and the Jalalabad Martyers Harmonium