A man who accidentally stumbled into England's dressing room following the recent world cup match apologised after admitting that he was looking for some footballers.
'I approached a man who called himself Fabio and asked him where I might find some footballers but he just scratched his head and look puzzled' said Pavros Joseph 'And next he was joined by a bloke who called himself David, but he was just the same and started mumbling something about Victoria might know some and do you have the phone number of Stockport County?'
'Then this Fabio bloke shouted to all the men in the room if they had seen any, and it was just silence apart from a bald scouser with a beard who told him to fuck off.'
Fortunately a FIFA official entered the room, and after a brief conversation he led me away to an area of the ground where a group of children were crying. It turned-out that I was with the St John RC Primary under 13 team from Dorset, so at least I was able to meet some of the people I had come all this way to see.'