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Father's day present: Myleene Klass or Keeley Hawes?
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Des Custard
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberIt's those poor girls I pity - how on Earth would they choose between you all?
Mr Mary requested a topless woman covered in chocolate for Father's Day. He got our 21-month-old daughter semi-naked in Costa after she tipped her drink all down her T-shirt and proceeded to distribute her chocolate cake around her upper body. It's the thought that counts.
Posted 2 years ago # -
sauce
offlineMemberIt would be a tough decision for the girls. Mary, you can let us have ratings for the chaps that make it to the pub on Monday, perhaps?
Mr Sauce is one of the organisers of an archery tournament this afternoon. I've done a helluva lot of running around for it and that's that.
Was contemplating some nude sunbathing but my teenage son has a friend due and I'd hate to be responsible for any mental health issues arrising.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Stan Laurel
offlineMemberTrouble with Ms Klass is her omnipresence. You’d walk into the lounge from the kitchen having left her cooking, er heating up, some M&S speciality and there she would be in the sitting room luxuriating on a sofa. You can have too much of a good thing.
Is Penny Smith available?
Posted 2 years ago # -
Stan Laurel
offlineMemberQ-Q, you mean I should utlise her piano playing skills?
Posted 2 years ago # -
QorbeQ
offlineMemberDamn right! She could tinkle the ivories whilst I supped on a beer or two.
Alas tis but a pipe dream on account of, rather surprisingly, not receiving the gift of any personalities from the fields of film, television or music for Father's Day.
Dismal form from the missus and kids if you ask me.
Posted 2 years ago #
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