When confronted by Newsbiscuit Education Secretary Michael Gove said he would issue a full statement in the morning as he was currently feeling a bit queer. 'Since it's Sunday I'm at home smoking some fags with my feet up on a poof eating some faggots. After lunch I'm going uphill to do some gardening, I've got to plant some fruit and pick some pansies for a friend of Dorothys who’s going on the Queen Mary. These pop stars think they own the English language, boy do they drive me batty'.
Call for a ban on the words 'Will Young' in schools due to negative conotations.
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