“It has to be done” said Dave “there’s too many of them scrounging bastards in the world because of Labour.”
“Old people have never done anything except be old. Society don’t owe them fucking nothing - it’s about time they was culled to relieve pressure on the NHS, so they can cope with all the drunkards”
“Quite frankly I’d rather freeze to death a few million old age pensioners than freeze energy prices, which is a Labour gimmick, and I’m 110% convinced the vast majority of sensible hardworking British people doing the right thing agree with me!”
When asked what ‘doing the right thing’ means Mr Cameron said: “peasants working for a pittance all their lives and making my toff pals richer, obviously, you pleb!”
