A wide reaching study by Big Corp, Britain's leading multi national corporation, into sexual habits, the north south divide, class warfare and attitudes to celebrities, has come to no obvious general conclusions, despite the apparent newsworthiness of any research into these areas.
Big Corp's, marketing director, Dave Springett, said he was quite happy with the results, despite investing millions of pounds in the research, which was expected to form the basis of a major marketing campaign.
[more later, after I've had breakfast]
